Some people are Gender: Harley Davidson Motorcycle and Beer Gut.
Some of them wake me up in the mornings by performing their gender, loudly outside my bedroom Window.
Now, I know that they're compensating for naturally flagging hormone levels and they're just affirming their place in the world, but don't you think they could be a bit... Quieter about it? Like, within the Legal Decibel Levels?
Or maybe keep it to a Parade, once a year.