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re: food, but just barely 

@irisjaycomics Celery is great if you
A) want Crunch and Literally Nothing Else, Actually Other Traits are Bad
or
B) want to make any dish taste vaguely like a wet potato salad

Otherwise? Garbage halfpipe for ants.

re: food, but just barely 

@irisjaycomics (and celery + peanut butter is for cowards who don't want to be seen eating PB with a spoon)

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