Last night's adventures include: desperately running about trying to furtively get an internet connection with my iPad, a phone discharging all of it's battery at once in response to being put in power saving mode, getting off at the wrong bus stop, a Lyft driver who smelled like the Men's Body Spray aisle, and wandering San Francisco for an hour in the middle of the night with on-and-off rain because Golden Gate Transit signage is Fucking Terrible