Every time I read "soy boy" my immediate instinct is to parse it as somebody's fucky tofu OC
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@irisjaycomics It's some dumbass internet mra slang for a not-masculine man. Because soy has... estrogen? and the evil feminist vegetarians are forcing it into our diets to take over or something.
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To be honest, that still sounds pretty fucky
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@irisjaycomics I do believe these are the same people who wound l up drinking raw onion juice to increase their virility! So I guess they just live in a magic RPG world where food influences physical stats?
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@irisjaycomics Related story: In high school, my friend's father was *literally* afraid to eat tofu because he'd heard it could increase your estrogen levels. Once he had miso soup and freaked out when he found tofu at the bottom. He was about five feet tall and drove a raised truck with wheels half as tall as he was and a piece of fake roadkill attached to the hitch.
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@irisjaycomics Oh, he was awful in EVERY imaginable way. But seeing a grown adult panic at tofu? Fucking priceless.
