@typhlosion Oddly enough, the true story is "What if Perrier, but for everyone instead of stupid expensive and snooty?"
@PaulFerence perrier doesn't taste very good either
@typhlosion Yeah, they both taste like nothing, but it's what I'm reduced to now with having to avoid caffeine and sugar. :- b Plus, I can call it Proletariat Perrier. :D
@typhlosion ... Goddammit, take my favorite.
@PaulFerence proletarrier