Still mad about how badly Disney screwed the pooch on an easy layup like The Lone Ranger in this, the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Eighteen.

All you had to do was frame it like modern versions of The Green Hornet - long-suffering hypercapable minority props up privileged white chowderhead as cover to do good.

I don't care for Seth Rogen as a general rule, but I do like the effort the Seth Rogen Green Hornet movie put into capturing this idea.

Also that it leaned all the way into how silly it is, as a premise.

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That's not the only problem with it obviously (You should've cast an actual Native actor Disney you fucking clods I mean Johnny Depp really?!)

But anyway thanks for coming to my TED talk next week we'll discuss Fixing Duke Nukem For The Modern Era With One Simple Trick.

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