Truck Stop Zombie
*washing my hands in a truck stop bathroom*
"Hey!Youfromthisarea?????"
*turns up to see a panting, heavily tattooed, wild-eyed skinhead covered head to toe with scabs*
"Doyouknowifthereareanyswimmingspotsaroundhere?????"
I respond with a nonchalant "The fuck if I know." and walk out.
Looking back I see Tweaky McSpeedball shuffling out about fifty feet behind me. As soon as I exit the truck stop I bolt it back to my van before he has a chance to see where I'm parked.