Last week: Oh. It'll be done by the end of this week.
Weekend: Oh, it'll be done Tuesday afternoon.
Tuesday: Who told you that? It should be done tomorrow.
Today: We'll have it done tomorrow morning.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! WOULD YOU STOP YANKING MY CHAIN YOU PRICKHEADED SHITBAGS! FUUUUUCK! I JUST WANT MY GOD DAMN VEHICLE/HOUSE BACK FOR FUCK SAKES!