look out the window, see a Steller's jay, feed a Steller's jay. Make coffee. Look out the window. See eight Steller's jays.

uh-oh.

@kistaro I have ~5 Jays, and at least four crows

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@Soreth

Something about the way you phrased this makes me think of "jays" and "crows" as denominations of currency, and then I was thinking of them as a unit for poker chips.

Except they're still actually birds so they are _incredibly inconvenient_ to use as poker chips because they would really prefer to be moving around rather than standing in one spot.

I guess jays and crows would be the medium and large denominations, with peanuts for antes/blinds and ravens for the largest bets.

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