Out of Context Theater 

"Ozymandias' vast and trunkless sandstone balls."

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@Phorm So they're just, like, laying in the sand between his feet?

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@Soreth

I assume so.

Dude don't got no trunk!

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@Phorm His dongus was carted away by vandals centuries ago and its whereabouts are unknown.

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@Soreth

Though considered one of history's greatest mysteries, authorities continue to question the creators of various obelisks.

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@Phorm *archaeologists suspiciously eyeing various of the plentitude of erected menhir*

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@Soreth

*Archaeologist narrowing eyes at stonehenge from afar, muttering*

"Absolutely disgusting..."

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