Things you don't want to hear: "split-brain DNS with replication issues"
@zetasyanthis Fortunately I'm not on the hook for solving anything until the customer has resolved their completely fucked-over networking situation. But that sure was a six-hour call.
@Soreth Oh gosh. I've been on similar, and boy are those are not fun in any way, even with that kind of shield. D:
@Soreth That does not sound like a good day. D: