Do you think succubi and incubi just fucking hate the 1971 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Probably 35% of their daily queue has to be catering to people who will sell their soul to recreate any given scene from that.

"Hey, Astaroth, how's it going? Still on that Great Duke racket, teaching mortals about math?"

"Nope. They got me on Purple Top Hat duty again. Have to dunk like 500 people in a chocolate river today."

@hystericempress The next 35% is people who got nailed by Totally Spies and the Disney Afternoon.

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