🎶Genie had them silken pantaloons
Lamp that's bespoke
The harem was watchin' her smoke🎶

@Phorm I'm not sure what original song is being used here, but my brain went to a very odd place with Robbie Robertson's "Somewhere Down The Crazy River":

"One thing you've got to learn is not to be afraid of bottles."
"No, I like them, I like them. Bottles are good."
"You like them now... but you'll learn to love them later."

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@Soreth

Oh, that's good. That's VERY good :D

(And, to my shame, it was "Apple Bottom Jeans" - Though I guess I missed an opportunity for "Apple Bottom Genie".)

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