dragons with big titties

@Phorm @anthracite You know, the scientists down in the lab are saying we're nowhere near the theoretical maximum amount of bigness that can be applied to a giant pair of bazongagondonzies. They're saying there's entire new branches of mathematics that might emerge if we can just keep doubling the titty volume at a constant rate.

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@Soreth @Phorm @anthracite

If we make them big enough can we alter the topology of the universe?

@Soreth @Phorm @anthracite

Although more of a guideline, Parton's Law states that breast size doubles every year.

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