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Somewhere up overhead, probably a bit to the north or south of you, there's a car.
This is a thing that is inevitable, stupid, absurd, amazing, unlikely, a triumph, a travesty, a cosmic joke, a monument, and a whole bunch of other stuff.
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But there's a car JUMPING OVER YOU right now, falling at meaninglessly high velocities, fast enough that it won't ever actually come down. Do you know what that means?
You're taking part in the greatest automobile stunt of all time. You. Personally.
As has been pointed out previously, this is both stupid and absurd, and a whole bunch of other stuff too. It's enough to make one's toots staccato.
the car, the rocket, the bond villain, and the answer
But what the hell, isn't this a wild time to be alive? That's a thing that's never been done before, happening right now, right in front of our noses and above our heads.
This is a miracle of rare device.
Even if the miracle is also basically saying "Eat at Joe's" too.
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The point is, there is no point.
But if you want to find a thing to celebrate, remember the screen in that car that read "Don't Panic" during liftoff. Thanks for all the dreams, Douglas. You couldn't possibly have predicted this one, but you wouldn't be surprised by it either.
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Now if you'll excuse me, there seems to be something in my eye right now. What a terrible day for it to be raining indoors.
