@ non-native english speaker friends: y'all ever thought Lara Croft's name was literally just "Tomb Raider" back when you were young, because I sure as fuck did
@Thaminga speaking of things like that, I thought Kool Aid was called “Cantwait” for a long time because they had a slogan “koolaid tastes great, wish I had some, can’t wait,” and I interpreted them as independent clauses as a kid.
@Thaminga oh yeah same