pol shitpost, much ado about quick dry cement 

we've all heard of concrete milkshakes by now, but what about abstract milkshakes

pol shitpost, much ado about quick dry cement 

@Thaminga apparently equally scary to the lickers of boot

pol shitpost, much ado about quick dry cement 

@bug @Thaminga

I just want to know how many milkshakes is it gonna take to fill the potholes in my driveway.

pol shitpost, much ado about quick dry cement 

@JulieSqveakaroo @Thaminga unfortunately no number of milkshakes can !! they are too sugary for almost any amount of concrete mixed in to ever set

pol shitpost, much ado about quick dry cement 

@bug @Thaminga

... so I'm going with popsicles then, is what you're saying...

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