Me: hey family please don’t do the dna tests and give all our genetic data to the corporations and governments

my family: haha fuck u we already did looooool

@sky on the bright side, at least you got a most likely horrifically inaccurate set of factoids about your ancestry out of it

... actually that isn't really much of a bright side

@Thaminga I told them I don’t want them to tell me the results whatever they are or however shocking they are lol

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