sybil voice 

"why YES, this soft serve IS unusually delicious for the product of a national franchise, isn't it? I bet it's because it's made with extra love or something, and not because I've got a herd of horned-up, tranced-out girls in the back room jacked up on bovine TF juice and pumping out gallons of sweet, sweet pathogen-laced cream to hand out to gullible simpletons such as yourself. Did you want Oreo crumbles on this?"

i've really been in love recently with the idea of Dr. Throat going undercover in different locations and career paths so she can fuck with people

@distressedegg ahahaha oh god, yes

bonus if all those businesses have names that just -scream- Totally Not An Evil Organization, Honest

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