@Oneironott the fastest Morrowind speedrun is canon for all I care
the nerevarine was a *prodigiously* fast individual
@Oneironott shit, all the other elder scrolls games too at that
hero of kvatch: regicidal, capable of phasing through walls
dragonborn: capable of flight with buckets and by tilting horses, has a habit of dematerializing their way out of wedding ceremonies by reading elder scrolls