just a pinch of allcaps re: disordered sleep
brain: ah, it's been four hours, rise and shine fucko
me: four hours isn't enough and you know it, let me fall back asleep
brain: ehhhhh we can just catch up later
me: what if we catch up now, in the time that I specifically freed up for it
brain: NO! no, you see, you must be up because uhhhhhhhh... HEY remember this idea you had right before falling asleep
me: I don't, and also fuck you