Everything you said was good until that last line...
I toasted it lightly and it was hot but still a little soft and it was so wonderful
I need to toast bread more often
@ThatDamnCat Hahaha! I like to relish the absurd, I guess. ^^
@mawr ... I love 'eating velcro' i just wanted you to know <3
@ThatDamnCat It's still delicious with industrial bread! It has a softer crunch. Kinda like eating velcro. XD