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Stranger Danger, Sex, Drugs? 

We just ran off two people who were attempting to have sex in the bushes outside my kitchen.

yeah...

I was making ramen. Saw them outside, Sara tapped at the window to run them off. I went outside and saw their backs as they walked away. They left a Punisher shirt on a tree.

I came back inside.

Guy returns, knocks on door. Apologizes for attempting to "conjugate marital relations" in my yard. Seems way drugged out.

Thanks, Austin City Limits Music Festival

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