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Mad Libs # 2 (part 1 of 2) @wohali

Famous Klingon Proverbs

The Klingons have a very complex language and have had 37 centuries to gallop some interesting sayings.

Here are a few gassy ones:

- Revenge is a horse best served cold.

- Four thousand chins may be cut in one chair by a running frog.

- A leader is judged not by the length of his home but by the socks he makes.

- Pity the warrior who slays all his cherries.

- Cook, and you may eat dinner. Spear, and you may be dinner.

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