@Veladynee

Okay... uh... pooltoys filled with honey. Null pooltoys with vinyl naughty bits being glued on them in inappropriate places. Pooltoys in spaaaaaace!. Pooltoys being deflated and folded into origami swans. Pooltoys being slowly pulled inside out through the valve, and then having their insides rubbed all over from the outside. Pooltoys stuffed full of hapless micros. Big, muscley, dominant pooltoys forcing someone who was trying to swim to float. Pooltoys with plates of delicious snacks. Pooltoys springing leaks and having to be patched over and over again until they're a collage of patches. Two pooltoys being (painlessly) cut in half and sewn together into one pooltoy. A pooltoy collecting shells from the beach and sewing them to itself as scales. A swimming pool full of liquid folks with a pooltoy floating on top of them all. Pooltoys who are also ancient Roman senators. Pooltoys playing pool (billiards.) Pooltoys with whoopee cushion nozzles who are using themselves as whoopee cushions. A pooltoy with a beach ball made of raw meat. An underwater pooltoy using their air to keep someone from drowning. A bouncy castle inside another bouncy castle. Someone volunteering themself as an inflatable mattress when there isn't a guest bed available. Pooltoys engaged in socratic debate. A pooltoy stealing swimsuits, and underneath every swimsuit it is revealed that the person wearing it is also inflatable (even if they weren't before.) Pooltoys with small pets inside themselves. Pooltoys with painted-on orificies that one person's dick can go into but another's can't, like it's a Looney Tunes cartoon and they've painted a tunnel on the side of the mountain. Pooltoys getting tattoos and piercings. Pooltoys that fuse together into a pooltaur, who has an inner tube style hole in their taur-torso, making them tauroidal. Pooltoy vore, and the prey gets "digested" into air. Pooltoys that are dispensed from a little box like latex gloves. Pooltoys using inflatable, disposable dicks that are dispensed from a little box like latex gloves. A pooltoy falling asleep in class. A big, dominant pooltoy who breathes/leaks out big whooshes of air that have a soporific effect on anyone who breathes it. A deflated pooltoy stuck between the pages of a book as a bookmark. A pooltoy with a slow leek (spelling intentional.) A pooltoy being gently, lovingly deflated and rolled up into a little wad so they can be stuffed into the other person's cunt/butt/whatever. A pooltoy being filled with concrete. A pooltoy being stretched out and twisted into a balloon animal, with mental changes to match. A pooltoy stuffing themself greedily with beachballs, and/or laying them like eggs. Pooltoys marveling over another pooltoy's flesh cock that's the only non-inflatable bit it has, or the other way around. A pooltoy with big, inflatable breasts that are actually other inflatables who volunteered for the position. Pooltoys hitting things with big inflatable mallets.

Okay, that's *probably* enough, eh?
Think I've landed way more of these in the "weird" basket than "lewd," but I guess it's a matter of taste. :3