Gender/programming shitposting
Ultra-tired: there are 2 genders.
Barely wired: since a boolean field takes up a byte of memory anyway, there are 256 genders.
Wired: because of 2-byte memory alignment, so there should be 65536 genders.
Inspired: on a 64-bit platform there are 18446744073709551616 genders.
On fire: gender is a string.