moving to snouts.online. good bye, not that i ever actually used this

whoa i still have a regular amount of followers on here

theres a dog outside which is one of those dogs where it does exactly 2 almost-identical barks per second in a continuous series of, I presume, 1,800 woofs, since it’s been going on for at least 15 minutes. initially i was annoyed but after a while i was just impressed. does it not need to breathe?? a real woofer. absolute unit

@doggeaux you may want to check your twitter dms. can't risk the important content i sent you there being read by a Nefarious Admin Or Mod on here

[note to the admins or mods here: joke]

features still missing from mastodon: the "solidarity, comrade" button for when someone posts something deeply personal/emotional and you want to show support without the weird implication of "hell yeah your inner pain is my favorite"

i need a fuckin number above the faves and boosts buttons or i will not know what to do with them

my entire method of interacting with other people online is mediated by capital and Interaction Numbers and it's fucking hell

us on twitter: this is a terrible website and we want to stay so bad
us on mastodon: this is an excellent website and we cannot fucking wait to get off of here the first chance we get

i maintain that mastodon is flawed at its core and I will hopefully only be using this to follow people who left twitter

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