@envgen (I get that this is rhetorical, I hope my reply sounds commiserating and not 'splainy)
The less I engage with Facefuck, the more urgently it notifies me that someone I barely know commented on someone else I barely know. So I wonder if fsckbirb has a similar algorithm. It feels itself losing you! Why are you so cold?! Notice things! Engage!!
@envgen Today I did my first fb status update in 12 weeks. Fb utterly debased itself with joy, waving a kind of pillsbury-dough-boy hand at me, crying "welcome back," and something with fluttery hearts. I guess it's working, because now I'm really preoccupied with worry about facebook. Like, I don't think it's okay.