Skyrim but every time the phrase “milk drinker” is invoked I drink an entire pint of milk

[me, having crossed my fingers behind my back] but I’d definitely have to do it in Adelaide so I only have to drink ¾ as much milk as anywhere else

every time I look up this chart there’s something new I crack up laughing at

today it’s at Brisbane calling a 200ml glass a “beer”

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