@InspectorCaracal Idly poking at an idea about a ship that's constantly beset by storms when it leaves its home harbor, despite different cargo, changing crew, and having suspect parts of the ship replaced. Culprit: a witch in the harbor town who was in love with a dryad whose tree was used to make the ship's figurehead.
@InspectorCaracal A woman believes that she's being slowly poisoned; she feels rotten for much of the month, and then falls into a deep sleep for a day and wakes up with a sharp pain in her abdomen. Her husband is actually using her to grow bezoars for use in his sorcery, which she doesn't know about.
@noelle @InspectorCaracal so he's feeding her hair?
@noelle he's turned her into a fluffy fastidious werecat who has no memory of cleaning herself.
@confusedcharlot haha, I like that.
@confusedcharlot @InspectorCaracal Or something like that.