my son Cumbert was KILLED at a Wendys the head chef grabbed his head between their thumb and forefinger and dunked him in the deep fryer

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@SuricrasiaOnline why? why would you get me emotionally invested and let this happen. this is about me and my feelings

@ifixcoinops @confusedcharlot cumbert is unique in that those special blades that pull themselves in when they detect flesh don't work for him. thankfully, usually the blade shatters into atoms the moment he touches it

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