Did You Know? (TM)
human body temperature is warm enough to melt kittens! at room temperature kittens are usually a hyperreactive plasma, but if confined to a lap or arm cuddle for more than two minutes, they will quickly liquefy into a puddle. it usually takes some time afterwards for them to regain their energetic properties.
@green Oh. Hmmm. Do I need to bring any protective gear on Monday? ^___^
@zebratron2084 nah, it should be fine--as mentioned, kittens reform fairly quickly. oh, unless you mean protection *from* kitten melting... uh... hair-proof pants? XD
@green *strokes beard* makes sense, makes sense
@green I kind of wish this were true :''')