Spouse: *poking me*
me: *makes a series of increasingly strange noises*
Spouse: ... what the fuck.
me: I'm a broken Pokemon! .... a Brokemon!
me: *collapses in helpless laughter*
Spouse: ????
me: I HAVE HAD A LOT MORE CAFFEINE THAN I AM USED TO TODAY
Spouse: yeah, that explains a lot.
@green *gasps* missingno