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Kidnapped by the Clelands from Blue Ruin... and rescued by the cast of Comedy Bang Bang.

It was nice knowing you all.

@zebratron2084 Hrm. Usually shy away from these, but...

I'd be captured by the cast of The Dark Crystal. That could be bad, depending.

My rescue would be spearheaded by *Coughcoughmumblemumble*ponies*Coughmumble*

Not sure how that'd break. Those Skeksis can be nasty, and I doubt Garthim would be easy to tangle with.

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@Phorm @zebratron2084 with luck you'd be held captive by podlings and could enjoy the podlings vs. ponies hijinks with a ringside seat!

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