Someone posted this on :birdsite: as a positive thing. I got to “service workers” and said “fuck you” out loud. #iot #internetofshit
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@noelle the giant numbers make this into a weird 12-days-of-christmas situation
"3 remote controls will become obsolete"

@noelle also all of these are wrong

How long did people talk about the paperless office? lmao

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@noiob @noelle ikr? "The $INVENTION will finally bring about the paperless office!" no it fucking won't, I can list off a dozen reasons why it won't, also your "internet of things" will bring about a shining new age of viruses, malware, lockouts, and generally shitty programming and products that cause endless frustration, I'D RATHER HAVE A MECHANICAL FUCKING KEY YOU ASSHATS uuuggggghhhhhh

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