Seattle-area Yelp-Esque Reviews Grump 

"Parking sucks" is no longer a valid critique of any Seattle-area business, as there's no parking anywhere anyway, and even if they wanted to put in a parking lot they probably don't have the $$$$ to buy the land to do so.

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Seattle-area Yelp-Esque Reviews Grump 

@hummingrain "parking sucks" lololol wtf you *drive* in Seattle??? LRN TO BUS N00B (not @you, @Yelpdork)

Seattle-area Yelp-Esque Reviews Grump 

@green hahaha, it's so true. I've just accepted that if I drive I get to eat it as far as parkin goes.

If my BF's work wasn't so far south of where we live, I'd probably only keep the car around for long trips. Alas. :(

Seattle-area Yelp-Esque Reviews Grump 

@hummingrain yah, that's legit. Spouse & I got super lucky with this place; moving away from housemates who have a vehicle and into an apartment within easy walking distance of a major transit hub = *still* don't need to get a car. I figure we'll probably have to get one sometime in the next decade, though, as one or the other of us starts losing mobility. yay ageing. :P

Seattle-area Yelp-Esque Reviews Grump 

@green Have you considered immortality? Or just agelessness? I've heard it highly recommended.

Seattle-area Yelp-Esque Reviews Grump 

@hummingrain yeah but I think you have to like fling a car into space to unlock that achievement

Seattle-area Yelp-Esque Reviews Grump 

@green Maybe we can find a physics glitch to take advantage of...

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