RT @juniperjenny@twitter.com
My kids: Why don't we have an elf on the shelf? Everybody else--
Me: An elf? In this house?! You listen to me and listen good, never trust the fae and never EVER extend an invitation. I JUST finished warding, for goodness sakes boys
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/juniperjenny/status/1200532251802570753