Why I should be your cyberpunk thotfriend: (CW: lewd, drugs)
1) I can fix your cyberdeck, or build you a new, better one.
2) I’m a good kisser.
3) I promise to be impressed with your glow-lit leather jacket (mine’s DIY, tho)
4) I’m always down for giving head at any time including, but not limited to: while you’re hacking, watching trideo, or in the VIP with all your friends.
5) I look pretty in neon under rain, when the sky is the color of a TV, tuned to a dead channel
6) Pot makes me horny.