Comprehensive Warhammer 40k Lore 

Everything's fucked and the writers of canon are cowards.

No matter how edgy they write humanity, people still think they're the goodguys of the setting.

Space Marines could be strange sexless post-human abominations but no. Male dudebros.

Orks, good actually. Most original things in setting. Belief directly effects the world. Just here for a good (planet wide) bar brawl.

Comprehensive Warhammer 40k Lore 

The Armies:
-Space Elves but dying out
-Space Elves but 4chan regulars
-Space USSR with hooves
-Space Robot zombies
-Xenomorphs who gave birth to Zerg
-Orks. Green football hulligans
-Starship Troopers, but with cool tanks
-Spanish Inquisition in space
-Nuns who love fire and hate magic
-SPEC MARINZ.
-Space Marines, but spiky and with demon friends.
-Sexual toaster cultists.

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re: Comprehensive Warhammer 40k Lore 

@Draekos So, which is the Tau, and which is Slaneesh?

re: Comprehensive Warhammer 40k Lore 

@kelseyhusky Tau are space USSR and Slaneesh.... huh. I guess I do need to make a post on Chaos gods <_<; well. in a bit.

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