Client-related rant
Dear client,
You have already signed off the functionality, the wireframes, the design direction and the static mockups of the homepage.
You have had eight months—eight MONTHS—to provide feedback, and you have chosen two days before we build it to decide it's not good enough.
We have literally specced, UX, designed, built and released entire websites in less time than you've had to review a single page, and you evidently couldn't even do that properly.
So like, maybe don't shout down the phone at us like a jackass, 'kay?
Yours sincerely,
~ Kim, who was very close to actually shouting all of that back.