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Hmmm, Lego International Space Station comes out at the end of the week, but I was planning to buy the Eagle lander set first, but I kinda want the ISS one more.

What do? :thaenkin:

Ah, I see the Tories in Parliament have decisively decided that they hate foreign children and want them to die. Fun.

Someone who’s not seen Steven Universe please try and caption this.

“Oh us? We used to be an item.”
“Yeah, Tupperware. I was the lid in the relationship.”

This is a good bop. Could even be the new sound of the summer.

Not to say that Putin runs Russia like an effective dictator or anything, but the fact he can go “maybe I’mma change how government works” and the entire government resigns before he’s even confirmed anything is… scary.

I'mma just combine all the temperature systems into one. It's now a scale of 0 to 1 where 0 is absolute zero and 1 is the boiling temperature of salt water at atmospheric sea level. Get used to it.

I’ve been harshly called out by the @monzo@twitter.com year in review.

How come Harry and Meghan get a period of transition but I have to be on an NHS waiting list for years before I can even think of starting?

Benefit of making a roast on Sunday is that you have a big-ass leftovers breakfast on Monday. 😋

The only problem with this is they named it Isle of Armor and not Isle of Armour like it should be spelled.

Nintendo Direct, Pokemon Sw/Sh spoilers 

re: Pokémon Nintendo Direct, theorising, Sw/Sh spoilers 

Pokémon Nintendo Direct, theorising 

If we didn't already have overwhelming evidence that Trump was a fucking psychopath, we surely have it by now.

Trump orders an airstrike to murder a member of the Iranian military (and nine civilians) who was in Baghdad at the invite of the Iraqi government, then he gets pissed off when both Iran and Iraq point out that his actions are ridiculous and he threatens to commit a war crime.

Pretty wild that the US committed a terrorist attack in the Middle East oh no wait they do that all the time.

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