I keep opening my fridge and saying food and doing the hand gestures but I'm still hungry

I think I'm doing this ritual wrong.

@mawr You have to actually cook the food? I think?

Like, I know people take food out of the fridge and do things with it.

Have you tried making an energy pyramid out of canned goods on the kitchen table? You may have to surround it with a circle of eleven herbs and spices and ring a dinner bell three times depending on what's in the cans.

@literorrery Oh!! That's a great suggestion! Thanks! I'll give that a try. :D

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