@irisjaycomics Learn to make a really good bagel and the best damned cup of coffee, then get sick of making them yourself.
@irisjaycomics Boil bread dough in a baking soda-and-water before baking. @mmsword can help with details.
@mmsword @irisjaycomics And then you can fill them with home-made omelette and mushroom, with a cup of homemade coffee.
And then the bagel shop will open up.