christianity is weird
@irisjaycomics Paul Hollywood's not saved and he knows it. He relishes his downfall and intends to bring as many people with him as he can. Look at the way that man kneads dough. Whoever he touches is going to die happy and sin-stained.
Mary Berry is incorruptible; she could put a live child in a king cake and have a cracking good laugh and how scrumptious it all tastes.