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registration girl: you stink. like holy shit.

me and alphinaud: what. excuse you? I BATHE!

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idk if alphinaud yet knows that einstiens bagels knows how to take a shower. coating in blood for a year ass motherfucker.

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I hate this city already

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this husband is a wife man.

he loves his wife.

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me looking at the fancy cell in the middle of the military floor: i'm gonna be in that when they discover who I am, aren't i

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this whole city is a cult oh my god

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@magicalmilly oh you don't know half of it

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