Okay, so Pokémon Sleep isn't hardware anymore, which makes sense, but…
oh no it's actually hardware, what even
@noiob [Extremely "Syntax error on line 1" noise that sounds a lot like a game show buzzer]
@noiob oh no
@noiob why sleep well when you sleep with rare styles
@noiob they didn't really make clear whether the hardware thing with a ridiculous name was required
@Claire I think it's not? but also I don't see why they don't just integrate with smartwatches then, both Android and iOS have standardized APIs for health data
@noiob the standardized APIs both require you sending all the data to Apple/Google though, no? (not that the Pokémon Company would care much but still)
@Claire I'm not sure if healthkit uses cloud storage at all but on Android, yes
"discover rare sleep styles" statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged
"look forward to going to sleep" I already do that