@noiob
Hot take, The Ashley Graham parts of Resident Evil 4 are perceived as being bad because people don't understand what they were supposed to be: your primary objective is to save Ashley from evil cultists who want to kidnap her. Everything else is just stuff you have to do along the way. The reason she is seemingly a useless damsel in distress is because she is a civilian who you as a spec ops officer have been tasked with rescuing, and the reason the cultists will ignore you and try to grab her is because she is their primary objective and trying to kill you is just instrumental to that.

That said, the remake would be better if she was a mouse. There should be a mod that makes her a mouse and you just keep her in your pocket. She never gets kidnapped because you have her in your pocket, and the only times you get separated is if she falls out. When you meet her she tells you she is cheesed to meet you, then she meets a cultist and tells them she is cheesed to meet them too.

@noiob
"LEON HELP! THE PROBLEMATICALLY SHORT FRENCH GUY PROMISED ME CHEESE BUT NOW I'M STUCK IN THE HIS POCKET!!" - #Moushley

@Nuki not everyone who wears a wig is French, especially if they're an aristocrat stemming from a long-running family named Salazar who own a castle in Spain

@noiob
"LEON HELP! THE PROBLEMATICALLY SHORT SPANISH INCEST-BABY GUY - WHO IS CLEARLY A NAPOLEON EXPY EVEN THOUGH NAPOLEON WAS FRENCH AND NOT SHORT - PROMISED ME CHEESE BUT NOW I'M STUCK IN THE HIS POCKET!!" - #Moushley

@noiob
"LEÓN, AYÚDAME! ¡ÉL MINTIÓ SOBRE EL FRANCÉS! ¡ÉL MINTIÓ SOBRE EL QUESO!!" - #Moushley but now she's #Spanish too.

@noiob
ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER FROM A 3-FT TALL SPANISH INCEST-BABY?

@noiob
I forget if "m***** tossing" is a legal sport in Spain, but if it isn't, that's one more reason Leon needs to get the hell out of that country.

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