please read this fucking BONKERS article wherein the author blames "identity condiments" for the fact that no one really likes mayonnaise.

phillymag.com/news/2018/08/11/

@PsyChuan is that a US thing? like, mayo is widely beloved where I am

@noiob it's just some fucking baby boomer complaining that the gross ass food they bring to family cookouts goes uneaten. and i am FULLY confident in my assumption that their food is gross seeing as they describe a "gellied salad" of "black cherry Jell-O, walnuts, olives, canned cherries and small balls of cream cheese" as "dynamite."

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