3 months ago: "hey (competitor) has (feature)! sales is saying we need to implement the same thing immediately, we're losing sales over this!"
this week: "alright we now have (feature), lets compare our performance to competitors..."
(some testing later)
"ah so the feature they say they have, comparing it to our implementation, simply Doesn't Fucking Work At All,"
@noiob ¯\_(ツ)_/¯