"We are restoring all the features as AWS comes back" is a wild statement
guy who has to manually press the reset button on the bed server after an outage
twiter screenshot of the internet bed CEO
this is also really sad. we're going into crunch to add normal-adjustable-bed-that-doesnt-need-the-internet mode. please dont return your bed quite yet
twiter screenshot of the internet bed CEO
working the whole night AND 24/7, for a total of 36 hours per day every day of the week
i looked into the internet bed
this thing is five thousand fucking currency AND there's a mandatory monthly subscription??? 20 currency a month to continue using the device that makes your bed hot and cold???? why dont you come into my house and eat everything in my fridge while you're at it
the internet bed
who is buying these. i want to watch a feature length documentary thats just interviews of people that bought the fuckin machine that makes your bed hot and cold using AI
the internet bed
@codl thing is having a thing that heats/cools my bed sounds amazing but the only people making one are techbros
the internet bed
@noiob heating is easy, heated blankets are good
cooling, idk. theres gotta be an aliexpress shop somewhere that sells a bed watercooling system cobbled up from whatever cheap parts they could find. it sounds like something linus tips would have tested in a top 10 gamer bedroom gadgets video
@noiob
some guy took one of these beds and replaced the stupid net connexion with an aquarium system.
https://trufflesecurity.com/blog/removing-jeff-bezos-from-my-bed
Apparently, it's great :)
@codl